GUIZE IF YOU EVER WANT TO OPEN A PORTAL OF HELL
PUT A NOKIA CELLPHONE IN THE MICROWAVE.
I THINK I’M LAUGHING TO AVOID SCREAMING
BRB MAKING A SOUND LIKE AN INJURED MOOSE
EXCUSE ME WHAT THE FUCK DID I JUST—
I DON’T EVEN—-
WHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAT
NOKIA
WH-
WH-
I..I JUST..
NEVER BUYING ONE OF THESE
EVER
JESUS IS THAT WHAT THEY MAKE CELL PHONES OUT OF THESE DAYS
THE TORTURED SOULS OF THE DAMMNED
OH SO THE REAL REASON PEOPLE CAN’T GET OFF THEM IS BECAUSE THEY’RE POSSESSED
SOMEONE GET THE MOTHERFUCKING SALT
THAT’S WHY NOKIA PHONES NEVER DIE
THEY ARE PURE EVIL
WHAT THE
OH MY FUCKING GOD
what the fuck did i just watch
fat, whore, beautiful. At least the last one is good.
sad fap bro
Beautiful, Lovely, Fat.
ah
Bad, beautiful, broken. Huh.
Fat, Beautiful, Tuba
fuck yeah
yfuk, biaipz, fsedbva
epoala, buhzxso, fjzilsap
Oh man, that’s totally you!
I know! Deep down I’ve always known I was a bit fjzilsapic, so I’m glad this genuine and 100% not-stupid-as-hell word search is here to show me who I really am
